The Disappointment of Azkaban

So, we were watching one of the Harry Potter film marathons recently and it got me to thinking about something:  Azkaban Prison.

In the movies, when Azkaban is mentioned, characters get wide-eyed and scared at the thought of having to go there.  You get the sense that it is something to be feared in their world and you’re meant be fearful of it, as well.  It’s a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD place.  If you get sent there, you’re not coming back.  A foul pit of hell, that place is, right?  NO ONE ever escapes.

Then we get THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN.

Someone escaped the inescapable prison and he’s a BAAAAAD man out to get Harry.  I get it.  That was a big deal.  So in light of that escape, Azkaban was going to tighten up.  No one’s getting out ever again, right?

…Until Barty Crouch Jr. escaped.

Wait…this wizarding prison, that has “No escapes in 300 years” on its brochures, loses another prisoner within a year or two of the last one.  And this time, no one knew about it.  Then there’s the mass breakout that let loose a bunch of death eaters.

Anyway, the point is Azkaban didn’t live up to the hype.  Prisoners came and went as they pleased.  It was almost a casual affair.  And it had to be “casual” because when they finally did discover Barty Crouch Jr., Dumbledore’s almost “casual” comment was something like:  “Sent an owl to Azkaban, I think they’ll find they’re missing a prisoner.”  It came across like it wasn’t something that was out of the ordinary.  It’s okay, just another Azkaban escapee in the house.

If I was sent to Azkaban, I might feel pretty good about my chances of escaping, IN SPITE of the Dementors.  Since they feed on things like depression, I’m sure they could easily be bought off by telling them where to find a bunch of emo kids.  This fear of Azkaban was just smoke and mirrors propaganda from the Ministry of Magic.

Do you have any movie set piece disappoints? Anything that was built up to be fear and revered by the characters of a movie, only to have it let you down?

Let me know in a comment below.


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